this is so twisted it has to be true.
Ugh.

Compassion. You've got mine.

Great story! I recently had an extremely drunk and extremely awkward one night stand with a young lady who, after sex, demanded that I give her a haircut. I agreed and at the time I could have sworn I was doing a good job job of it. Not the case. I botched the haircut up pretty bad I guess because the next day I saw her in the sandwich shop where she works with a shaved head. Oops!