Dry lips and bad breath? Ugh, no thanks!

yikes! makes me wonder if people i've kissed came up with nicknames for me.

haha these are great. a lot of them seem so violent. i might try using some of these kissing techniques as self defense.

that lizard one made me laugh really hard

They just thrash their tongue all around your mouth. Pretty rude IMO.

Your partner has a growth of pin prickly facial stubble hair that sands away the gentle skin surround your mouth and sometimes your cheeks (if they're overly aggressive).

I just love this one, not...when your partner thinks it is best practice to suck on your tongue. Ewwwwww.

Your kissing partner thinks it is a real turn on to bite your lip more than kiss it.

Your partner opens their mouth too wide and bangs their teeth against yours, running the risk of chipping dental enamel and jarring your vertebrae with each impact.

Your kissing partner rams their beefy tongue all the way down the back of your throat thereby leaving you gagging and gasping for breath.

Your kissing partner darts their tongue in and out of your mouth in rapid, staccato succession just like the cold-blooded desert creature.