Your kissing partner darts their tongue in and out of your mouth in rapid, staccato succession just like the cold-blooded desert creature.

Your kissing partner rams their beefy tongue all the way down the back of your throat thereby leaving you gagging and gasping for breath.

Your partner opens their mouth too wide and bangs their teeth against yours, running the risk of chipping dental enamel and jarring your vertebrae with each impact.

Your kissing partner thinks it is a real turn on to bite your lip more than kiss it.

I just love this one, not...when your partner thinks it is best practice to suck on your tongue. Ewwwwww.

Your partner has a growth of pin prickly facial stubble hair that sands away the gentle skin surround your mouth and sometimes your cheeks (if they're overly aggressive).

They just thrash their tongue all around your mouth. Pretty rude IMO.

that lizard one made me laugh really hard

haha these are great. a lot of them seem so violent. i might try using some of these kissing techniques as self defense.

yikes! makes me wonder if people i've kissed came up with nicknames for me.

Dry lips and bad breath? Ugh, no thanks!