MEMBER: VinniePenn

It's hard to imagine the Incredible Hulk as an object of feminine desire. He's a guy who tears his pants beyond repair several times a week, while we're hassled for simply leaving ours on the bathroom floor. Nevertheless, we can learn a lot about what women want via the Jolly Green Giant. For starters, just before she orgasms, try shouting, "Hulk smash!"

Harrison Ford has played an endless string of studly characters over the years, but none more dashing than Indiana Jones. What exactly is it about Indy that drives women wild? Is it the bull whip? the hat? the ability to dodge rolling boulders? More importantly, what can we learn from his success to increase our own luck with the ladies?

  Sweeping statements have no place here. This I know. It’s not “all women have psycho tendencies” and “all men are commitment phobic”, so it stands to reason that “all couples therapy” cannot be “crap”. Some can.

I’ve dodged bottles of Pepsi. (Cherry Vanilla Pepsi, to be exact.) Bobbed and weaved before long, fake fingernails the size of a jaguar’s. Lo mein shrapnel has lodged in my ear en route to the wall. Voice shrieking, some infraction having occurred, the neighbors waking.

  The title of this particular blog alone could cause a nationwide harrumph and quick click to the next. Avoid commitment...and he’s married? It’s like a priest teaching you how to box!