Who am I?
Well, I have a degree in philosophy, so perhaps I should answer that question by claiming that I'm not even sure I exist...
I am a second-generation Italian American (give or take) from New York, so maybe the real questions are "Have you eaten yet?" and "Who wants to know?"
I'm Roman Catholic, so I often ask myself, no matter who I think I am, what does God want me to be...
Being a die-hard fan of the Mets, Jets, Islanders and Knicks, it's safe to assume that God wants me to, above all else, have humility, patience and a twisted sense of humor...
Most of all, though, I think it's safe to say that I'm an insatiable gormandizer... of what? Well, that's for me to know and you to find out.
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