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Drank So Much I Didn't Call Mom on Mother's Day
Last year I drank so much on mother's day I blacked out and didn't call my mom. The next day at work I called her and made some excuse about my phone dying and when I finally charged it there was the time difference whatever whatever. I really NEED to make sure I call this sunday. I should probably send her something too but I know I won't. I will just call her on the cell phone she still pays for and try to get off the line with some made up excuse of having to go somewhere. Oh well.
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Ok, Sparky, let me break it down for you. DRINK AS MUCH AS YOU WANT on Mom's Day (that's between you, your liver and your sponsor), but order the flowers a few days ahead of time. Lucky you, we have a 10% off click through ad for FTD (florists) you can take advantage of right now on PeopleJam.
My advice: Order your carnations and Grey Goose right now (and whatever else you need to make it through the day). If you plan ahead just a little, you can can avoid just about any debacle.
Just call drunk, spill your gut about how happy you are she changed your diapers and then tell her you have a fever (and go drink some more)