I have never been faithful to a woman. I've had tons of girlfriends, which I define as a girl who thinks she's the "only one" in my life. I have cheated on every single one of them.

When I was younger, it was REALLY bad. I would go out to dinner with a girl I wanted to hook up with even though my girlfriend was meeting me at my place later that night. I'd hook up with the girl from dinner, run home, shower, and then welcome my girlfriend as if I'd been home waiting for her all night.

I've had two girlfriends at the same time. One of them thought I was always busy with my friends on a Saturday night, the other thought I was always busy with my friends on a Friday night. Let's just say I didn't see my friends much during that time.

Now that I'm more "mature", while I don't do it as much where I live, I take advantage of EVERY business trip! You know the saying "a girl in every port"? That's me.

The best part...I've NEVER been caught! That means that none of the girls has ever been hurt, and I've gotten to live it up. Awesome all around.