How to Destroy the Environment

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Posted by Apryl on April 14, 2008 6:03 PM PDT
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The simplest way to destroy the environment is one that many seem to employ. Some may not be doing this intentionally, others mean to do so. The easiest way to destroy the environment is to do nothing. Yes – inactivity, apathy, and general avoidance are the best ways to destroy the environment. Here are some other sure fire ways to contribute to the wrong side of conservation:

1. Drive the most fuel-inefficient vehicle possible, even when only traveling somewhere you could walk. In addition, drive as fast as you can, punching the gas whenever possible. Keep your tires underinflated and forget about regular maintenance.

2. Use "styrofoam", plastic, and any non-biodegradable material that you can find.

3. Instead of regular kitchenware and plates, use plastic silverware, paper plates, and napkins. You can kid yourself easily by saying you are saving money on your water bill.

4. Speaking of water, let the shower run for at least 15 minutes before you even get into it in the morning. This way, the water will be nice and steamy. While you are in there, take your time.

5. Leave the water running while you brush your teeth.

6. Ask the grocery clerk to put paper bags inside of doubled plastic bags for all of your purchases. In addition, ask them to make each bag as light as possible by putting very few items in so that you get extra bags.

7. Throw all of your recyclables in trash that does not get recycled. When you are done with clothing and shoes, throw them away also as opposed to giving them to a charity.

There are many more ways you can leave your permanent mark on the planet. I have a better idea though – how about doing the opposite of everything mentioned here? Is it really that hard to conserve, reuse, recycle, and make an effort?

What other inefficiencies can you think of that contribute to environmental destruction?

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