Scaring Babies

Posted: Apr 18th
By: Identity Masked
Tags: babies, pareniting
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First off, I love babies and I think they are really neat and all that. That being said, I was over at a friend's house who happens to own a 6 month old baby. She went out to the car to get something. In the few minutes I had alone with said baby, I screamed at him and scared him and made him cry. I still don't know why. It's a pretty cool baby.

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hahaha that's amazing! i have this problem with children in general where i get drunk and then i have trouble censoring myself around them. i feel like they're just there for my amusement. last christmas i was joking with my cousins, who are quadruplets, about how before they were born the doctor said that the best chance for any of them to survive would be to abort two of them. i was asking them if they knew which ones it would have been and joking about how their mother could hold that over them whenever they we disobedient. i should stop doing that.

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Posted by Anonymous on April 18, 2008 4:34 PM PDT

I like how your friend 'owns' a baby. That hilarious.

I'm teabagging the next kid I see.

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Posted by Anonymous on July 14, 2008 11:53 PM PDT