Editor's comment: Can sticky fingers at the age of 4 lead to a life of crime? Probably not, but an ounce of prevention now is worth thousands of dollars in legal fees later.
I knew this day would come.
I did it myself when I was 4 years old. I took a pack of Life Savers from the grocery store. My mother marched me back in to the store ...
Editor's comment: Dishonesty. Is it a matter of degrees or is it wrong under any circumstance? You be the judge.
The past few years I have been lieing so much to cover my ass that I have started to believe my lies.
It started with just a lie here and there to my parents so they ...
Editor's comment: Journey. Olivia Newton John. The Bee Gees. Everyone who came of age in the 1970s has a guilty musical pleasure secret. What's yours? C'mon. It can't be as bad as Debbie Gibson.
Yes, at the risk of having my manhood license revoked, I actually enjoy a lot of their songs.
Editor's comment: Everyone's accidentally taken a pen home from work -- a very petty crime. However, some people deliberately steal from the office like in this outrageous PeopleJam confession. Check it out -- you won't believe it!
I have a terrible habit.
Actually, in the grand scheme of things, it's probably not so terrible. But I've had this habit my whole life. I steal office supplies. ...