After perusing the lists from David Letterman and other funny golfers, here is my compilation of the top ten reasons golf is better than sex:

1. You play with a foursome and are not considered some sort of deviant.

2. You can show up to the course alone and join a threesome of strangers and no one even bats an eye.

3. You can have more than one partner and no one has hurt feelings.

4. A performance that is below par is considered optimal and is what everyone wants.

5. When your equipment is old or stops working correctly, you replace it.

6. You can drink adult beverages and even eat while you are doing it.

7. If you live in a sunny state like Florida or California, you can do it every day.

8. You can watch golf on television without paying a premium fee.

9. You can read golf magazines in public and in front of your loved ones.

10. If someone takes photos of you doing it, it doesn’t matter if they show up on the Internet.

Please note: if you actually believe that golf is better than sex may I suggest you seek help? It is likely that you are not doing something right. Either way, good luck!