What do you do when you figure out you're a little crazy?

Well for me it was a hard thing to accept. I was the girl that was like: "Oh that girl is nuts, I would NEVER do that!" Oh my how the tables have turned. I felt so out of control, and it was all thanks to Pumpkin Pie. Yes, Pumpkin freaken Pie. I bought a pie, and had a slice. I went to work the next day just fantasizing about that scrumptious pie that was waiting for me in the fridge. It was like one of those Arby's commercials...Zoe is thinkin Arby's, but only with pie. I get off work, drive home, still fantasizing about pie, and whipped cream.... I get home!!.....I look at the counter and there it was....an EMPTY pie shell just sitting there. Oh my goodness, my delicious pie!!! ALL GONE. My mood became the polar opposite of what it was, and I felt the devil horns growing out of my head.
***By the way... I am the devil...you will soon establish that for yourself***
I plop on my bed, turn on the tv, and sit...waiting....waiting for the culprit to arrive. I hear the door unlock, the door opens...then slams shut....shoes are being removed...I hear a voice..."Babycakes??" I say nothing. Pie stealer comes into the bedroom, "There you are!!" My arms are crossed, my face is cold. "What's wrong?" he asks. "You should know!" the devil replies. He ponders away...."Did I leave a dish behind? Did I forget to put away something?" Silence... "Hmm I sure wish I had a piece of dare I say it? PIE!!" yelled the devil. "What the hell? You eat the whole freaken thing and you didn't even save me a slice? Not even a measly slice??? I've waited all day for this moment and YOU TOOK IT AWAY FROM ME!!!" He was scared. The crazy level went from 1 to 100 when the devil stood on top of the bed and was screaming,:"ALL I WANTED WAS SOME FREAKEN PIE!!!!!!"
*Freeze frame= His face at this point is terrified.*

Ladies and Gents, the moral of this story is everyone's got a little bit of crazy in them. It is bound to get out at some point. Even if it is something as minute as pie. So the best thing to do when you realize you're a little nuts in the head is to accept it, and make sure there is always a spare pie around.