Casting a spell to banish your stalker (or another unwanted character)

This is a continuation of my "stalkers, state rooms and security check points" posts.

As part of my preparation for confronting a stalker on my Baja Mexico cruise I cast a banishment spell. (I also contacted the police, the head of Carnival Cruise security, and an A-list profiler from the CIA.) About my banishment spell... here's the trick: you always wish for the highest good and happiness of the person you banished.

For example, last year I had a crazy upstairs neighbor. I'd lived in my place for eight years, then she moved in and wanted me to stop using my air conditioner. It got to the point that she was calling the police and harassing my landlord about my air conditioner use. (I live in LA. We use air conditioners.) Then she keyed my car. I cast a little spell requesting that she move to a better apartment that would make her happier. Within a week she moved out.

About my stalker spell... (Frankly stalker basing his fantasies on weird, wacked out etheric stuff, why not respond with weird, wacky etheric stuff myself?) I found a great little recipe in a book called "Easy Enchantments". Get a jar of cayenne pepper. I used garlic pepper instead cause I had it on hand. The pepper is used to make it uncomfortable for the person to stay. I figured the garlic would be a nice touch for energetic vampires. Empty the jar two thirds. Fill the next third with sea salt. This is for purification and protection. The final third is matches. Apparently witches like sulfer. Add your stalkers name on a piece of paper and shake the jar.

I deviated from the spell after that. I added little statues for the four directions/elements and invoked the goddesses from each element who might come in handy. (For instance Athena is an air goddes because her totem animal is an owl. She's the goddess of wisdom, and clear vision. I thought she'd be useful for helping my stalker see reality.)

Then I took a little black candle for banishing and placed it between the pepper jar and myself. I found little clear crystal and turned the pointy end at the jar to send the banishing energy at stalker man.

On the other side of the pepper jar was a white candle for protection--his and mine.

Then I cast my spell:
"I banish thee, turn away from me, find your sanity and let me be. Be happy and away from me, find a healthy love and let me be..."

That kind of thing. It's amazing how many rhymes come up. My mother told the stuff you make up is more powerful than the stuff you read in a book. Repeat your spells three times.

Then I went on my cruise. I want to mention how incredibly fortunate and protected I was during this process. A third party contacted me two days before the cruise to warn me. I wouldn't have been prepared if I didn't know what was coming. My cousin knew a CIA profiler who spoke to and profiled this man for Carnival's head of security. I was surrounded by friends who created distance between me and this guy. Security checked in with me every day and escorted me on and off the ship. And the ships security helped me enforce my "do not talk to me" command after the man cornered me in the ship's library.

Does spell casting work? Who the hell knows. It's fun. I've had good luck.

And remember kids, if you try to do this at home, always factor in the "Rule of Three": whatever you send out comes back to you threefold. So only send out nice stuff.

And don't cast love spells on other people! That's manipulative (black) magic and exposes you to the risk of unintended consequences.

Interestingly enough, clients love this stuff. Especially the rich and corporate ones.

Gotta go. I have a broom to catch. Talk to you later.