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29 Days of Bad Dates: Number 3 - Pervie the Impotent Mafia Attorney
Dating Disaster No. 3
Shortly after my defunct “French Connection,” I met Pervie, the Impotent Mafia Attorney. Pervie (short for Pervert) did all sorts of strange things. Sometimes he would greet me at the front door wearing only boxer briefs and running shoes. I could never figure out if he was trying to turn me on or if it was early onset Alzheimer’s (Pervie was 53-years old when we dated).
One evening, Pervie showed me the “antique” sex toys and water color illustrations of kiddie porn from 1920s mags he “found” when he cleaned out his late uncle’s basement. I suggested he make two phone calls: One to the Antiques Porno Road Show and the other to a skilled urologist. Enough said.
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What's the attraction to older men? Trust me, I've had my fair share with startling differences...I guess for me it was a mix of admiration and a desire to be led. These days, I prefer to rock the cradle. How successful are relationships with generation gaps?
at some point emotional maturity and chronological maturity converge. Never was attracted to younger men, not even when I was younger. They're like cake that's still raw in the middle. I think the success of any relationship depends upon the two individuals- age difference is just another excuse to use if it fails. (As opposed to commitment, communication, instability issues, etc.)