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11 more signs she's a psycho chick.
Just to top off the list from MishMash and 11 Telltale Signs your New Girlfriend May Be a Restraining Order Waiting to Happen:
12. She's waiting for you outside your apartment door, uninvited, when you arrive from an evening out.
13. She owns more than 2 cats. (I'm being generous here. I think cats are reincarnated crazy women who committed suicide in their previous life. One cat is a danger sign. I won't date men who own cat(s); they're crazier than their female counterparts- especially if they practice yoga.
14. She invites you home to meet her family in under 30 days.
15. She begins showing up at all your favorite hangouts and pretends it's a coincidence.
16. She systematically has sex with all your friends.
17. She begins contacting your ex-girlfriends to pump them for information.
18. She utters phrases like, "I don't know what I'd do if we broke up," "I wouldn't want to live without you" or "the third time I was admitted to the ER for a suicide attempt."
19. Suicide Hotline is one of her T-Mobile Faves.
20. Her medicine cabinet contains bottles of Lexepro, Abilify, and Zyprexa. They only prescribe Zyprexa to the really crazy ones.
21. She professes "No one's ever understood me like you do" and "I've never felt this way with a man before" on the first date.
22. SHE SAYS SHE JUST WANTS TO HAVE SEX, DOESN"T WANT A COMMITMENT AND YOU CAN CONTINUE TO SEE OTHER WOMEN. "I just want to be with you tonight. I don't care about tomorrow." Get your attorney on speed dial. Game over.
BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER. Google it. Now.
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Hi Tara,
I've experienced everyone of these signs! How did you find out?!
Enough said! And, while I'm not like other women, I do have insights into the dark, confused, needy, unstable, clinging vine machinations of the female mind to which most men are completely oblivious.
TJP
Sings little songs to herself about how much she loves you when she thinks no one is listening as she dances in front of the mirror...
to know 1, Dr. Freud...
Again, thanks, Tara, for sharing with us the "signs" of a psycho chick (which also apply to a psycho chump). Being the psycho that I am, I found them to be very humorous, including Apryl's addition. Oh, since Her007 likes to read, I highly recommend that s/he reads my book, Prisoners of Our Thoughts (or listen to the audiobook version). Among other things, it will make clear that I'm not "Dr. Freud!" :)
DM
Alex Pattakos, Ph.D.
Author of Prisoners of Our Thoughts
Center for Meaning
223 N. Guadalupe St., #243
Santa Fe, NM 87501 USA
505.988.5235
alex@prisonersofourthoughts.com
Thanks, Alex. I appreciate your humor and admire your shameless efforts to get the word out on your wonderful book, "Prisoners of Our Thoughts"TM. Hats off in particular to your comment on Mark Goulston's People mag post. I don't think I've ever seen Britney Spears and Viktor Frankl mentioned in the same paragraph. Most impressive! Thanks again for the kind words and support of the site. TJP
Number 15 and 22 when applied together make up the perfect storm. For those who love the crazies, here's some wears for ya: www.psychochickworld.com
good reading :)
I used to work with a woman like this. On any given week she was stalking some new poor bastard. Scary.
SOunds like some of the boys I've dated, baby.
Wonderful points. Only thing I did not know owing a cat was an issue