11 more signs she's a psycho chick.
Just to top off the list from MishMash and 11 Telltale Signs your New Girlfriend May Be a Restraining Order Waiting to Happen:
13. She owns more than 2 cats. (I'm being generous here. I think cats are reincarnated crazy women who committed suicide in their previous life. One cat is a danger sign. I won't date men who own cat(s); they're crazier than their female counterparts- especially if they practice yoga.
15. She begins showing up at all your favorite hangouts and pretends it's a coincidence.
16. She systematically has sex with all your friends.
17. She begins contacting your ex-girlfriends to pump them for information.
18. She utters phrases like, "I don't know what I'd do if we broke up," "I wouldn't want to live without you" or "the third time I was admitted to the ER for a suicide attempt."
20. Her medicine cabinet contains bottles of Lexepro, Abilify, and Zyprexa. They only prescribe Zyprexa to the really crazy ones.
21. She professes "No one's ever understood me like you do" and "I've never felt this way with a man before" on the first date.
22. SHE SAYS SHE JUST WANTS TO HAVE SEX, DOESN"T WANT A COMMITMENT AND YOU CAN CONTINUE TO SEE OTHER WOMEN. "I just want to be with you tonight. I don't care about tomorrow." Get your attorney on speed dial. Game over.
BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER. Google it. Now.